The most alarming news this week is that Gordon Brown exists by microwaving meals for one late at night! So it begs the question where is Mrs B. and also explains why Cyclops is a serial nail biter, he’s collecting the ripped off nail and adding them to the microwaved meals for a bit of protein.
What I cannot understand is why Labour who by all accounts will be in the wilderness after the next General Election (unless of course Mandy invokes the Civil contingencies act and cancels the GE next year) is letting matters slide over the Summer and no one seems to give a damn. Something is happening that we are not being told about. Perhaps the GE is being cancelled????
This is my silly season take on matters, perm any three:
Mandy dumps peerage fast tracked into Commons.
Brown formally appoints Mandy deputy
Harmon pushed up to Lords
Lord Sugar drops talk of legal action against Letts as Mail wades in
Mrs Brown discreetly files for divorce (see increasingly strange tweets on twitter)
Cameron will slap on 25% VAT as soon as elected but revised list of exempt products and services will be increased
Non-Dom loopholes will be tightened up by tories on election
Foreign Exchange Controls to be re-introduced
NHS to bid for part of new US Health Service and effectively export NHS model (no one saw that one coming)
Police will extend Duckhouse expenses enquiry as current investigations uncover astronomical levels of political corruption
Outsider takes over as CEO of ITVplc immediately reverts The Bill to previous format, time slots and sig. tune!
STV leaves Channel 3 syndicate
English Cricket team and coach sacked
David Lammy runs for Mayor of London, election halted pending expenses investigation
Railway between London and Norwich ripped up and turned into guided busway (Gorn they seem t’ work when the trains orn strike, so we’ll ‘ave em al the time)
Final chain of gastropubs close They were the last remaining pubs in the UK.
Imported Real Ale from Poland £4 a pint. UK real ale breweries all closed months ago due to Gordon Browns Escalator tax regime
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