Well rub me down with an oily rag, the Prick of Darkness has [ghost?] written a book, The Thin Man or something like that (already down to £12:50 post paid if you pull up the Amazon website). A bit of a blow for The Times serialisation (£1 a pop) website and the paper has already outed all the best bits.
For free copies of The Times, any railway carriage at London railway stations after 8am in the morning (Brighton to Waterloo line is best) . I've put my order in so a detailed review once it arrives but I am assisted by the magnificent Jeff Randall and his superb piece in The Daily Telegraph who thinks the Prick of Darkness has done the political chattering classes a favour.
Hold on Jeff, it would have been a better outcome if the Prick of Darkness - who has flat feet you know - had outed the Prime Mentalist and come clean about his dire health and mental situation before he bankrupted us all. Still can't see Mrs B hanging around the Manse in Scotland for too long without an interpreter, so we might have a divorce ecosse style, return of Mrs B and bairns to London (unless of course the former mentalist quickly pops another in the oven) and as Jeff R puts it, leaving behind 'the bottle of whisky and a loaded revolver.'
No one to throw Nokias at, no cowering timid bullied staff, no crooked spin doctors to diss political foes and no secret slush fund or the nations Gold Reserves to dip into (Get real,He's already given the gold away!- Ed.). Sadly it will be our childrens' children still picking up the bills long after we are ground down for bonemeal fertiliser.
It is going to be an interesting day, when the failed one, decides to return to the House of Commons (next year?) to actually do the job he is now being paid for, or perhaps he could just balance a glassy eye on his Westminster seat and take the other one on a world tour, no one would notice. Only Tony Blair has mastered the art of being in three 10 star places at once (three fees as well? That would be a good one, even Penn and Teller would sign up for the show ... did I tell you that I also perform a similar levitation as to the one P&T did on Sky TV and the identical act on the iffy BBC WAAAAN Show an hour later....No? Well now you know! Knobs of Butter all round!
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