|'CHEAP SUIT': Willy Policy Wonka Brooks Newmark MP.|
“I have decided to resign as minister for civil society having been notified of a story to be published in a Sunday newspaper,” said Brooks Newmark, a Conservative member of parliament since 2005.
“I would like to appeal for the privacy of my family to be respected at this time. I remain a loyal supporter of this government as its long-term economic plan continues to deliver for the British people.”
Mrs Brook Newmans comments are not recorded, but it is fair to assume that Red Paisley pyjamas will not be on the Christmas Gift list for the hapless ex-Minister, who might not be resigning from the Party, but if it isn't too late a leading private detective has now warned against the use of online dating websites, some are frequented by stalkers..
Mr Newmark and his artist wife Lucy, have four sons and a daughter. They have a £8m residence in Belgravia, plus a large red-brick farmhouse in Bradwell, Nr Braintree, Essex.
The Sunday Mirror reported the 56-year-old married father of five exchanged a series of sexually explicit photos online with a freelance male reporter who was posing as a young female activist (said to be the - now removed - twitter account: @SophieWittams).
In a private 'conversation' on a social networking site, Newmark, who has dealings with the Girl Guides movement, “sent a graphic picture exposing himself while wearing a pair of paisley pyjamas,” the tabloid newspaper reported. Clearly the cardinal 'sin' to be considered by the Tory grandees, is owning up to showing off Paisley pyjamas...
The minister also invited the male tabloid hack (still posing as a young female Tory activist....) to meet up with him during the Conservative Party Conference, which begins today Sunday, when the party will set out its case for re-election in May 2015. Conference delegates who may wish to show solidarity with the former Minister can find Red (other colours are available) Paisley pyjamas by clicking this link
** Willy Wonka (says Wikipedia) is a character in Roald Dahl's 1964 children's novel Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, its sequel Charlie and the Great Glass Elevator, and the film adaptations of these books that followed. The book and the film adaptations both vividly depict an odd Wonka, a phoenix-like man arising from his creative and eccentric genius.
With Conservative Mark Reckless MP (clue is in the name) defecting to UKIP and a married, Dad of five, and a Conservative Minister allegedly sexting his 'Willy Party Wonk' to a young nubile, but in reality a sweaty hack employed by the Sunday Mirror. Its going to be an interesting few days for the Conservatives. News also reaches us that Stewart Jackson MP for Peterborough isn't attending the conference either...Don't you just love it when a plan comes together?
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